He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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