guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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