Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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