The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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