better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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