you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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