This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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