HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Still dying that you shit outside
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
