don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i believe in u and ur pee
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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