redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
nutella sex= disaster
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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