You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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