This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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