hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
my sisters under your porch take her home
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Randomize
