I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
my sisters under your porch take her home
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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