how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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