She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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