discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She told me I should be a condom model.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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