I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
The Olympian is in my bed
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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