I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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