Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
