He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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