are you still at the devil's house?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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