We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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