She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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