are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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