thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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