It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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