I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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