I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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