Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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