4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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