i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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