That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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