Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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