it wasn't lemon gatorade
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Randomize
