I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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