also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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