idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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