drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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