So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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