Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
