Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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