sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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