i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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