This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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