I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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