I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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