if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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