Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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