Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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