He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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