I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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