How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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