Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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