Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
All I want is dick and wine.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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