i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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