I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
People with herpes should wear stickers.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Holy shit dude........stairs
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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